We haven't figured out how to make online shopping carts yet, but you can send us a check to:
123 Main St.
Abuja, Nigeria
We will then send your totally amazing gift, pronto! Please include an extra $5.00 for gift wrapping.
We haven't figured out how to make online shopping carts yet, but you can send us a check to:
123 Main St.
Abuja, Nigeria
We will then send your totally amazing gift, pronto! Please include an extra $5.00 for gift wrapping.
Item Title | Description | Cost | Image |
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Vegetable Basket | This vegetable basket is the perfect gift for your health conscious (or overweight) friends! Now with super-colorful bell peppers! | $15.00 | |
Russian Nesting Dolls | Hand-painted by trained monkeys, these exquisite dolls are priceless! And by "priceless," we mean "extremely expensive"! 8 entire dolls per set! Octuple the presents! | $10,000.52 | |
Fish Painting | If something seems fishy about this painting, it's because it's a fish! Also hand-painted by trained monkeys! | $10,005.00 | |
Dead Parrot | This is an ex-parrot! Or maybe he's only resting? | $0.50 | |
Mystery Box | If you love suprises, this mystery box is for you! Do not place on light-colored surfaces. May cause oil staining. Keep your friends guessing! | $1.50 |